smegma / wolf eyes
the beast
probably because of the liner notes, this also came to be known as no face lives
IND 036 lp / CD
Smegma, man,
fucking Smegma. They started the whole damn thing. Sure there was Lee
Rockey & some soundeffects 78s that set the crew in motion but
screw it.. you wouldn't be blasting "The Beast" or any "weird handdrawn
lp" with rotten ears if it wasn't for this truly motley crew. In high
school my sweet momma would give me ten bones a week for lunch, come
Monday by noon that shit was blown at the local rec shop. When I only
had a couple of raggedy bux left from gripping Zorlac stickers, the
only option was the dollar bin at the store. It was there that John
Bender, Haystacks Balboa, Nik Reicnek, & Peter Catham lps blew
open my teen mind to the netherworlds. Among the giants was this
homemade wreckord by Ju Suk Reet Meat. Looked amazing… had no idea.
Threw it on for nearly every day since. Mutant loops, improv from alien
swamp prom & deviant horrible ideas. Changed my life. Just what
a young mind needed to replace the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Found out
later it was from the Smegma camp, a strange unknown mystery troupe
from Portland. No photos ever... just a numbling clip on a RRR comp
video Lessard gave me & Dilloway, a tunnel view into the
spirtual mecca that would the Smegma klan. Before the first Wolf jaunt
out west we dropped them a postcard saying it would be good to meet.
Soon it mangled into a recording session. We would be so honored. The
day came. The Smegma house, totally pink, queued us in to rainy, green
Portland. We knocked. A femme voice said through the door, “use the
bell”. Nate pushed it and out came a gargled electronic siren. The door
openend, Rock 'n Roll Jackie, 5 foot tall, grinning & long
beatiful grey hair. We all fell in love. Soon after we meet Ju Suk
& one by one slowly met all the Smegmas in one of the strangest
nights ever. Burned Mind, Meltzer, Stan, Amazon Bambi, others. All
weird as hell, checking us as much as us checking them. Yep, this is
who we wanted to be with the rest of our lives... the Michigan crew had
never been so inspired & moved but by this unholy blending of
mutant minds... So we jammed. It was fucking amazing. Here are the
results. Every year we are going to see them & hang like the
best friend weirdo family.A total pilgrimage. Nate & I once got
so blasted from Portland cloud that we projected that Smegma has always
existed, ever since the beginning of time. Someone will always carry it
on... might be this dude in Ypsi who has no face. Really. No nose,
barely a mouth, always has a broken arm or something.. smells like
shit. Dude is totally in Smegma. Fucking life rules.
~ John Olson
Ypsilanti
Nov 2003
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One of the hippest
jam records to enter our sphere lately is The Beast LP (De Stijl) which
pairs the glaspsy Midwestern otherness of Wolf Eyes, with the dundering
of Smegma, the band perhaps most responsible (along with the Residents)
for a real underground noise continuum in the US of A. Smegma,
originally from San Diego, then based in L.A., and then in Portland,
have been clucking out their own frantic brand of post-form madness
since the early ‘70s. And it’s untaggable now as it was then –
instruments, random noises, voices, electronics, everything flutters
into a big vortex of wet cement, emerging as a perfectly-realized
sculpture of confusion. This session happened because Wolf Eyes were
touring out in Oregon and wanted to meet their heroes. So they did. And
the results are just ducky. This is the first real extended recording
we’ve had of Richard Meltzer vocalizing with Smegma, and he sounds
great; almost like hearing Yogi Bear bumrushing the stage at Company
Week. And the combination of the two units’ sounds is pretty seamless.
You could break yr neck trying to figure out where one stops and the
other begins, so be careful as hell when you listen to this. But do
listen, ‘cause it’s good.
~ Byron Coley / Thurstone Moore
Bull Tongue
Arthur Magazine
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Michigan trio Wolf
Eyes’ Fuck Pete Larsen (2003) saw liberated rock music once more
cannibalising pure noise. Their meeting with LAFMS’s Smegma – now
bolstered by vocalist, author and long-term noise champion Richard
Meltzer – effectively brings us full circle. Here Meltzer chews on
pithy one-liners and the profundities of geezerhood while Smegma
undermine Wolf Eyes’ muscular electronic attack with the non-stop
jabber of clattering plastic toys and horns. It’s possibly the first
appearance of a xylophone solo on a noise record. No Face Lives
successfully marries the freeform freakout of early Red Krayola with
the occult operations of Throbbing Gristle and early LAFMS’s punk
undermining of art. “Don’t forget the spandex,” Meltzer cautions. Metal
machine music indeed.Portland's clattery, free improvised noise unit
meets Ann Arbor's caustic power electronic doom-synth trio, for an
unprecedented meeting of the..uh..minds. Smega seem to come out on top,
with the overall sound falling squarely in their clinking, crashing,
hippie music concrete by way of No Neck Blues band free folk clatter
and Negativland-ish plunderphonic found sound collage. The strong sonic
personalities in Wolf Eyes seem to have no problem playing the
supporting role here, underscoring the ramshackle freeness of Smegma,
with their buzzing homemades synths, and grinding electric guitar grit.
~ Aquarius
Records